teacher: why are you late?
I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
My parents didnt let me watch winnie the pooh as a kid because he didnt wear pants
Amanda Bynes blocked me on Twitter after I photoshopped her face onto animals
my chopsticks know i’m white
OFFICER ON DECK!
cutie reporting for duty